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Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year old boy. 3 times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24105) - you deserved it (4248)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:56am - work - by cplaner (woman) - United States (Maine)

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I teach swimming lessons too. I was teaching a 13 year old autistic kid and got felt up.
He is a deaf mute so he doesn't even understand what you tell him.
Hi James! Im Jenn!
*proceeds to touch my boobs*
Me: alright... not okay

+Jenn+

#13 - On 02/10/2009 at 1:07am by StillWaving

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Is the FML the fact that it's the only person you've ever gone that far with?

#5 - On 02/04/2009 at 4:52pm by alpuppy

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