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Today, I got a missed call from a job that I really really want. I completely forgot that my answer machine message was a ridiculous and rude poem that I recorded previously when I was drunk. Somehow I don't think I'll be getting a call back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6443) - you deserved it (37728)

On 01/19/2010 at 6:51am - work - by Stilljobless (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

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there was a young girl called fanny
who wanted a job as a nanny
(3 more lines to this limerick)


#3 - On 01/19/2010 at 10:14am by flawedgenius

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YDI. Everyone knows that when you are looking for a job, you need to change your phone so it doesn't do ringback tones and change your voicemail message so it sounds professional.

I would say call them back and hope that they didn't really notice.

THAT oooooor, change your greeting. Call them and say you just wanted to follow up because you had never received a call. If they say they called, tell them they must have misdialed, because your phone has no missed calls or messages.

#8 - On 01/19/2010 at 10:37am by idkweird

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