By Oops - 14/01/2010 15:55 - United States

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
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I_am_stupid_also 6

So you have to get there before the rooster to get the good deals. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a pervert.

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lotusflower007 0

I would fire you for being a petty bitch

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I_am_stupid_also 6

So you have to get there before the rooster to get the good deals. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a pervert.

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DagnyTaggart 0

LOL @ ALL OF THESE COMMENTS. Seriously, rofl.

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NiceGuysDoWin 21

Then I guess I'm a pervert, because that was not the first thing to cross my mind.

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roaminginsomniac 0

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lotusflower007 0

I would fire you for being a petty bitch

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nomadxx7 0

Actually if you think about it it's rather funny in a crude way. You have to beat the **** to produce a kid anyways AND since it's a maternity store those women have already won the contest because they beat a **** themselves and now have the bun in the oven.

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primogen18 0

That could totally work, otherwise... Get rooster stickers for the windows. Lots of them.

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Drummer389000 0

yeah number five... I'd fire you for being a limp dick, stuck up bitch.

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AxCxDxDx 0

Maybe you'll get more customers with that!

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Boddmon 0

Sex sells! works like a charm everytime

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onnielief 4

Hilarious! Can you double check next time :-) IMMD

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Darraghscoot 0

lmao off at a maternity shop too see the pun haha

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AliceC_fml 3

I would laugh so hard if I got that in my email. It would be more funny because I'd know what you were trying to spell and made a typo. Which makes it more amusing to me.

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AGGoddess 2

That is why you double check every email you send to clients/co-workers before you hit send.

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FerrariCake 2

Considering that pregnancy is uncomfortable and a **** was responsible for it... you'll probably get a better response to your sale. It'll tap into the pregnant woman's primal desire to punish the man-member. Why would they want to beat a clock anyway?

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