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Today, I was at my bosses house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4 foot cake before passing out. FML


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On 03/30/2009 at 6:17pm - work - by Donzai (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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hahahaha goes to show that you shouldn't mix medication and alchohol
didn't you know that!

#1 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:00pm by cherrybollosm04

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Didn't you read the warnings? You are stupid. Even if you didn't pay attention to that (which makes you even dumber), it's common sense.
Deserved it. ;D

#2 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:01pm by may_cause_fail

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