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Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I decide to take a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted rotten chicken. Turns out my grandma knew I drink her soy milk and decided to swap it with expired chicken broth. FML
Your grandmother is Epic. I don't understand why you would drink out of the carton. She's you're grandmother. Have some manners. Buy your own fucking milk.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 19 March 2015