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Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35468) - you deserved it (2472)

On 12/10/2009 at 12:24am - work - by g_unit (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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#1 - On 12/10/2009 at 6:21am by tttron

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I wonder what goes through the mind of a person like this:

"hmm, these new pants don't look as good on me as my old ones, I think i'll take a massive dump in them and wipe my ass with that ugly looking tie"

#11 - On 12/10/2009 at 8:01am by Peroxide

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