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Today, I found out that my 2 week Christmas vacation my boss was talking about wasn't for this year, but 2010. I spent the day with my husband cancelling flights to Florida, and explaning to my 8 year old why we were not going to Disney World. FML


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On 12/01/2009 at 8:32pm - work - by mylifesucks (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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Oh ouch man! What the fuck? Seriously, if your boss says you can have a Christmas vacation, you're going to assume he means Christmas THIS year! Ouch...

#3 - On 12/02/2009 at 3:23am by Luckster

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you dont want to go to disney anywhere near the holidays anyway. its so busy and your kid will be so mad with waiting in 2-3 hour lines that everyone will hate it. its probably a good thing. buy your kid a pony or something instead

#25 - On 12/02/2009 at 8:42am by mandacakes

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