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Today, for the third time this week, my boss made me switch desks. Each new desk is closer to the door than the last one. I think he's trying to tell me something. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31197) - you deserved it (2577)

On 11/27/2009 at 2:51pm - work - by Fmyoffice (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

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Maybe hes trying to tell you that you are fat and is shortening the distance you have to walk?

#1 - On 11/27/2009 at 4:55pm by SomeonethingStup

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Soon you'll be in the basement. And soon you'll be burning the building down.

#3 - On 11/27/2009 at 4:56pm by cynima

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