Today, I was walking into the building I hoped to work in someday with my resume, ready to be interviewed. As I walked through the doors I had to sneeze, so lifted my hands and sneezed a huge bloody booger right in the middle of the cover page. Turns out future employers don't like that. FML

by ZombieLicker / 11/25/2009 at 3:25pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

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  • When they say you need to do something to make your resume stand out, that snot what they mean.

    #10 - On 11/25/2009 at 5:34pm by perdix

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  • thats why you always take two copies... just good rule of thumb.

    #6 - On 11/25/2009 at 5:27pm by ilovesugarbelle

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