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Today, at the old folk's home where I work as a housekeeper, a resident was holding herself on the way to the bathroom. I hoped she wouldn't leave a mess. She made it just fine. I was then informed that she had left a crap trail from the couch, more than 20ft away. FML


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On 11/18/2009 at 1:17am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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That really is a shitty situation =(

#1 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:13am by QTp13

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Omg I'm a CNA and I happen to be in Arizona as well. I had an obese patient who was put on water pills and she refused to get up to go pee so she would go all over the floor and her bed and I had to clean it up. Like every half hour. I feel your pain, lady.

#14 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:26am by kayla_bo_bayla

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