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Today, I held a container while a patient tried to throw up in it. She missed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21948) - you deserved it (2554)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:14am - work - by FML (man) - United States (Utah)

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You guys are idiots. It's not 'your job' to get puked on. Your job in this case would be to help people. Being to stupid to realize the difference must be why you guys are here posting that garbage in the first place.

Now Hiring: Position to be puked on?

Morons..

#24 - On 11/12/2009 at 2:49pm by travisv23

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Been there, done that, that's why extra scrubs are good

#5 - On 11/12/2009 at 10:11am by evilhobbitofdoom

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