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Today, I received a call offering me a job with the census bureau. I applied for this job 6 months ago while I was still fighting tooth and nail to stay where I was. Since I didn't get the job, I was evicted from my apartment, got on public assistance, and moved from North Carolina to Florida with my mother. FML


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On 11/10/2009 at 6:04pm - work - by GillyPirate (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Screw those guys. People who wait forever to inform you about a job like that are sonsofbitches.

#2 - On 11/10/2009 at 8:39pm by AmaSoma

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the irony of it all! well that sucks did you decide to take the job?

#10 - On 11/10/2009 at 8:52pm by Starfire22

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