Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
by Anonymous / 11/05/2009 at 10:29pm / Australia (Queensland) / Work
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Just think, when you reach 40, you'll look good for someone who should have died 10 years ago.
You could be the hottest cougar at your high school prom.
#5 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:26am by perdix
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meth combined with a lack of sleep will do that to ya
but hey, at least you can fool guys into thinking you're a cougar now! rawrrr
#3 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:26am by allmidnighteyes
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