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Today, I found out that the new receptionist earns more than I do. I'm an undergraduate accountant and I've been working there for 2 years. Oh and I started out as the receptionist before I got a "promotion". FML


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On 11/05/2009 at 4:44am - work - by hatemyjob - Australia (Victoria)

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The new receptionist obviously has better qualifications, and by "better qualifications," I mean "bigger tits."

Don't think of a boob job as cosmetic surgery, think of it as an investment in your future.

#5 - On 11/05/2009 at 10:30am by perdix

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If you get no benefits as the receptionist, but you get benefits as an accountant, you have to balance those as well.

If you have full benefits in an accountant position, expect to make a little less. Especially since receptionists I know don't get benefits, so they get a bit of a salary buff to pay for their own health insurance and what nots.

#12 - On 11/05/2009 at 11:02am by twiggly

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