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Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20524) - you deserved it (58415)

On 10/26/2008 at 12:04pm - work - by Shameonme - Morocco

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why were you sleeping at a "very important meeting"? you silly, silly person.

#4 - On 03/07/2009 at 8:07am by jennaleighhh

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Well, Bruce Wayne slept at meetings too.

#5 - On 05/12/2009 at 1:25pm by Saluton

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