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Today, I decided I'd take a nap in my car because I got to work very early. As I was waking up from my nap, I saw a cop looking right at me. Turns out, a lady who'd parked her car right next to mine after I was asleep had called the cops on me because she thought I was dead. FML


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On 10/28/2009 at 9:09pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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If you would be, at least she doesn't let you sit there for 4 days thinking you're a Halloween doll...

#1 - On 10/29/2009 at 4:50am by DumbStruck79

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Crap, the zombies have invaded the Internet! *opens a munitions soundboard in another tab to defend against the Internet zombies*

#50 - On 10/30/2009 at 1:44am by Ninjaface

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