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Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him: "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied: " Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML


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On 10/18/2009 at 9:39am - work - by nick (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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He's right, you do.

And now you have to deliver more pizzas to pay for your ticket.

#4 - On 10/18/2009 at 1:56pm by FerrariCake

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You should have though before you spoke,
and YDI for parking there.
You know better.

#6 - On 10/18/2009 at 1:59pm by _Naboo_

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