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Today, I was in a work meeting because our clientele is unhappy with our service. I was in there because I don't correct our customers when they get my name wrong. My name is Blane, but "Blair", "Blake", "Lane", and "Glenn" got rave reviews. No one picked up on this. I hate my job. FML


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On 10/15/2009 at 8:33am - work - by Blanerd (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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I'm sorry to hear that, Gary.

Anyways, Blair, Blake, Lane and Glenn have been doing such a good job, they have all been promoted and you are now their assistant. Now, you have to get breakfast, lunch and coffee for these guys, pick up their dry cleaning and buy birthday presents for their little snot-nosed kids.

Just be happy they kept you on when those other four guys were so much better than you.

Get back to work, Brian.

#4 - On 10/15/2009 at 10:59am by perdix

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You mean that you actually have co-workers with those names or you just let non-existent people take credit for your work? And why did you let other "people" take credit for your work anyway? I can understand not correcting a customer, but when it comes to the office, get a backbone and speak up, man. YDI.

#3 - On 10/15/2009 at 10:38am by blastvortex

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