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Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8526) - you deserved it (47995)

On 10/09/2009 at 3:09am - work - by whitedevil (man) - United States (California)

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Why the hell would you be "examining and admiring it"? That's just disgusting!

#3 - On 10/09/2009 at 10:10am by anniemeece

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Being in your car alone =/= invisibility.

#15 - On 10/09/2009 at 10:54am by citybeats

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