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Today, I was teaching a woodshop class. We were using power tools, including drills, and pieces of pine wood. While helping a kid to hold a piece to practice drilling, he went too far forward with the drill. It went through my hand. FML

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On 10/07/2009 at 3:05am - work - by screwed (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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I guess wood and penetration aren't always a good thing.

#12 - On 10/07/2009 at 7:20am by nokillnobeepbeep

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u know, there are safety rules to avoid such things,
haven't u learnt from ned's declassified school survival guide lol

#11 - On 10/07/2009 at 7:17am by passwordis_fml

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