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Today, after nearly eight months of unemployment, I started a great new job. After seven and a half hours of work, my new boss comes up to tell me what a great job I was doing, but that he somehow forgot to clear the new hire with the company owner, so I'm fired. Hello, unemployment... again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33723) - you deserved it (1794)

On 10/06/2009 at 12:06am - work - by perpetuallyscrewed (man) -

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Your new/old boss is an assfuck.

#5 - On 10/06/2009 at 6:54am by gesseniasxangel

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Technically you weren't fired since you were never actually hired to begin with. So that's good, right?!

#8 - On 10/06/2009 at 9:20am by 123man

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