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Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML


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On 10/05/2009 at 12:36pm - work - by sleepytime (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

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Say "I just was pushing out a 26 foot long turd and i was so exhausted I fell asleep."

#15 - On 10/05/2009 at 2:56pm by DirtyDiana

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Just tell him that your butt fell asleep.

#6 - On 10/05/2009 at 2:20pm by mercyFML

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