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Today, I checked in a group of men from Mexico. I speak just enough Spanish to realize they're discussing my breasts. I have to stand there smiling while checking in three more people. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34712) - you deserved it (3695)

On 10/03/2009 at 6:31am - work - by Spanishredhead (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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You should've said something to them in Spanish. Even just like "enjoy your stay" or something so they get the hint that you could understand them.

#4 - On 10/03/2009 at 9:54am by gabydoodle

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Lmao, well hey, at least you have nice tits =]

#2 - On 10/03/2009 at 9:52am by morbidsweet

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