Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, my english teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9011) - you deserved it (70223)

On 10/02/2009 at 5:07pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Top comments

tell her the other grandma, you do have two you know. Even if the other one had already died

#3 - On 10/02/2009 at 7:13pm by suaveneanderthal

See in context

YDI. Now you're in even more of a pickle. Truth hurts. Suck it up

#2 - On 10/02/2009 at 7:11pm by Okie7123

See in context




Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: