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Today, I took my boyfriend out to meet my coworkers for the first time. I really wanted to impress them, and get them to think how cool we are to hang out with, since I am new to LA. Instead, my boyfriend threw up in my boss' sink. FML


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On 09/30/2009 at 6:35pm - work - by never_ending_hangover (woman) - United States (California)

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I'm just impressed that he managed to eat the sink. ;)

#2 - On 09/30/2009 at 7:32pm by sbarre1

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I dunno whether this is a FYL or YDI, so I'm not clicking either. Maybe your boyfriend was genuinely sick, and it just happened to come on at a very bad time. Or maybe you're dating a loser who gets puke drunk before meeting his girlfriend's coworkers.

#7 - On 09/30/2009 at 7:42pm by birds

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