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Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, and on the way back was rear ended in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40791) - you deserved it (3009)

On 09/30/2009 at 5:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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That's when you show them a copy of the report, and if they don't change it, sue for wrongful termination.

#2 - On 09/30/2009 at 7:32pm by caancoha

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I think 1/2 of the posted FML's could be turned around if the OP took the time to explain the situation fully and/or rationally. This FML is just another one of those posts.

#10 - On 09/30/2009 at 8:07pm by Erindub

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