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Today, I fell asleep during my division emergency meeting. As I about to head home that evening, my boss patted me on the back saying "Wrong move. Good luck". Turned out, it was a meeting to determine who will be kicked out of the company due to recession. My name was written first on the list. FML
Look on the bright side: if you're unemployed now, you'll have plenty of time to sleep.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016