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Today, I was chastised by the CEO in the middle of a management meeting for showing up late to work every day, despite being in my office before 9:00am every morning. It was my 5th day on the job and no one had bothered to tell me that the office opens at 8:00am, and not 9:00am. FML
Did you not realize everyone else was already there?
Uhm, isn't that, like, the FIRST thing you ask when you get a new job?
"So, uh, what time do i show up around here? And when is payday?"
Not hard, dumbass.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015