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Today, was my first day as a bouncer. I was a bit late and didn't meet all the staff. Later that night, some fairly drunk guy was trying to force his way in, I told him we were at capacity and that he would have to wait. He kept trying and I ended up pushing him to the floor. He was the owner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32676) - you deserved it (11190)

On 09/28/2009 at 12:11am - work - by Baboosh (man) - Canada (Quebec)

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You were doing your job. Can't fault you!

#4 - On 09/28/2009 at 6:28am by biancagolden

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YDI for not getting to work on time on your first day. That sends a very bad impression, and like you just proved can lead to bad consequences.

#27 - On 09/28/2009 at 8:15am by ActionManly

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