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Today, was my first day at my new job in a shop. 10 minutes after my first customer leaves I realize she managed to steal $200 worth of merchandise while she had me getting stuff for her from the back room. FML


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On 09/26/2009 at 5:23pm - work - by bzygirl (woman) - United States (California)

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Welcome to the wonderful world of customer retail. Hope the boss wasn't hard on you.

#1 - On 09/26/2009 at 7:36pm by artsavage13

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this happened to me during my first week of work. some woman stole about 5 pairs of the same jacket, just picked them up and walked out right in front of me and i work at banana republic so each jacket was around $150 -_-

#7 - On 09/26/2009 at 7:39pm by baby_love

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