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Today, I was offered a position as a school crossing guard. I have a $200,000 degree in Economics from a top 20 University and was offered a position to hold a stop sign and wear a reflective vest. I was tempted to accept. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31735) - you deserved it (5822)

On 09/25/2009 at 12:11pm - work - by UnemployedGrad (man) - United States (Virginia)

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It's a job. Stop complaining and take it while you're looking for what you consider a "real job"

#2 - On 09/25/2009 at 5:11pm by HoShiz

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does the marginal benefit exceed the marginal cost?

#7 - On 09/25/2009 at 5:15pm by hahahapunk

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