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Today, on a thirty minute commute to a job interview, I felt the urge to pee. When I got there, I politely asked the receptionist where the toilets were, and she told me to wait for someone to come show me. After another thirty minutes, someone turned up; the HR manager. FML


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On 12/17/2008 at 11:43pm - work - by No name - Australia (Victoria)

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You sat and waited for 30 minutes? Don't be such a doormat in situations like that.

#1 - On 02/19/2009 at 7:07pm by mike

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You could've easily just asked "Excuse me, but could you show me where the bathrooms are before we start?"
It would've been a lot easier than sitting through and interview needing to pee /:

#6 - On 04/12/2009 at 4:54pm by PaperxHearts_xox

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