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Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19040) - you deserved it (3409)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:11pm - work - by fonsui - United States (New York)

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it's times like this you wish there was a "you had it coming" button instead...

#3 - On 04/17/2009 at 9:08pm by dani_fizzle

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I will never understand why people rush to answer their phone. Too many FMLs of people diving for their phones only to hurt themselfs/break something. Chill out, worst case scenario you have to call them back, not that big of a deal :/

#11 - On 04/22/2011 at 3:36pm by Whydoyouask

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