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Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13755) - you deserved it (61891)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:11pm - work - by mikej1985 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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that's his fault he should have looked before he opened the door.

#2 - On 03/20/2009 at 5:44pm by flyhigh26

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Why would you want to show off your 'skills'? It's not like you're the only person in this world who knows how to drive.

#4 - On 03/20/2009 at 5:47pm by Lobster

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