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Today, while working as a parking booth attendant I decided to be nice and offer a woman free parking. I said, "give me a high five and I'll give you free parking since I already did the paper work." She said, "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paper work. FML


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On 08/14/2009 at 8:19pm - work - by ParkingGuy (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Aww. My friend gives free parking at her job all the time. What an ungrateful lady... jeeez.

#3 - On 08/15/2009 at 1:28am by GreenDaysGeekGrl

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F the wench, if she can't be cool about free parking she'll get hers someday.

#5 - On 08/15/2009 at 1:33am by ehon82

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