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Today, I am sick with a cold and I go to the most important interview of my life. A giant glob of wet snot comes out of my nose when I am expressing my desire to join their team. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20184) - you deserved it (1566)

On 01/31/2009 at 1:20pm - work - by Larry - United States (California)

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Just don't tell them how much you want to gel with them...no no....

#1 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:45pm by jim_witness

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USE THE PAST TENSE!!!!!!!! If it happened in the past, don't talk like it is happening now!

#12 - On 08/30/2011 at 10:43am by ronton

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