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Today, my boss asked me to call his new phone to make sure it's working. When his phone didn't ring, he looked at my phone to confirm I called him. My boss then saw that I'd entered him into my phonebook as "douche bag". FML


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On 07/28/2009 at 11:23am - work - by dotcomboy - United States

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YDI for putting him in as "Douche Bag"

#1 - On 07/28/2009 at 2:01pm by alex_vik

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his phone didn't ring, you could've played it off like the douchebag was someone else

#6 - On 07/28/2009 at 2:06pm by Crunchy

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