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Today, I spent my date night babysitting. After waiting three hours later than I was supposed, the mother finally gets home at 11, too late for me to get out and have any fun. Already annoyed, I take the money as she says, "I hope this is enough, I got hungry and spent some of your money." FML


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On 07/25/2009 at 12:21am - work - by hugs511 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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Shoulda been like thats okay, i got thirsty and drank all your alcomahol, shared it with your kids

just to see the look on her face XD

#3 - On 07/25/2009 at 6:14am by 666midnight

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next time u babysit for her, raid the fridge, larder, take all the booze and get paid your way :D need help in carrying the alco? I'm in :D

#13 - On 07/25/2009 at 6:32am by GodOfBeer

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