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Today, I applied for my first job. I didn't know how to write a resume, so I copied and pasted one from someone else and reworked it. I got on the bus, handed it in, and left. Then I remembered I forgot to change the contact info and date. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7106) - you deserved it (68958)

On 07/14/2009 at 11:27am - work - by captainfail (woman) - Germany (Bremen)

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YDI- and dont deserve to get the job over people who werent lazy and wrote their own

#4 - On 07/14/2009 at 2:00pm by tenniskettle

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#1 - On 07/14/2009 at 1:58pm by instantfail

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