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Today, I was trying to clean the belt of my register at work at a grocery store. I noticed two strips of rubber stuck in the corner of the belt, and after pulling on them periodically all morning one finally came loose. It was a foot. I had been pulling at a dead rat trapped in the belt. FML


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On 07/11/2009 at 8:33pm - work - by cashier (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Oh my dear god. Didn't it like.. smell or something?

#1 - On 07/12/2009 at 3:49am by TydusArandor

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#5 - On 07/12/2009 at 3:55am by crescent_indigo

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