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Today, I should have given my first concert in front of a crowded audience. As we were about to go on stage my band decided to roll a joint outside. The cops just happened to pass by and now I'm on my own. FML


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On 11/21/2008 at 11:42pm - work - by christous - Sent from mobile version

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aww! thats a major downer! but don't stop smoking pot! vermont police don't care much.

#4 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:21am by 802_CRU

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You should move to Van. The cops probably would have just smoked with them.

#5 - On 03/18/2009 at 10:27pm by skierguy

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