Today, I fell flat on my ass while running for the subway. Made it on only to find out that it was standing by for ten minutes. I then got to ride all the way to work with a train full of people who watched me fall. FML

by Weter / 01/30/2009 at 6:30am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

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  • What you think people think:
    "Hah, that person is such a loser."
    "What a klutz!"
    "How stupid can you be?"
    What people actually think:
    "Oh, crap, looks like they're in a real hurry."
    "Hah, that happens to the best of us."
    "Shit, I forgot my shopping list."

    #13 - On 11/04/2011 at 1:18am by KingZant

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  • dude i did the exact same thing. except the train was on stand by for an unknown amount of time. as soon as me and my friend decided to leave and get another train, the first one pulled away.

    #1 - On 03/16/2009 at 5:22pm by Grimm665

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