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Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML


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On 07/06/2009 at 7:28pm - work - by Cody (man) - United States (Arizona)

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You can't motorboat a pair of eyes

#19 - On 07/07/2009 at 4:20am by Peroxide

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number 1, your not cool. and as a male, ill be the first to say, sometimes its tough to not look at breasts, especially if they are right in frnt of you.

#3 - On 07/07/2009 at 3:35am by untoldfame

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