Today, I was at the park with a friend when I said "Gotta go, sorry. I've got court in an hour." The lady on the bench next to us then loudly complained how disgusting I was for being a criminal and threw her bird seed at me, dirtying my suit. I'm a lawyer with a case in an hour, not a criminal. FML

by Anonymous / 07/03/2009 at 3:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

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  • Crazy ladies in the park always have bird seed to throw. FYL

    #1 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:59pm by Cheezburger

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  • How does bird seed dirty a suit?

    #2 - On 07/03/2009 at 8:00pm by sayhello

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