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Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML

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On 07/02/2009 at 8:18pm - work - by alwaysxgettingxshitxon (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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ah! as a daughter of a librarian...i grew up in libraries and surrounded by the book rules...that physically hurts me!!! lol

#1 - On 07/03/2009 at 3:50am by BlackBirdBillie

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ewww why are people so immature now-a-days?

#2 - On 07/03/2009 at 3:52am by AnnaBananas

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