Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

by janedoe / 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

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  • As a volunteer bingo announcer? No, I don't think they have to know the symptoms of a heart attack.

    #3 - On 02/12/2009 at 8:14pm by Spinach

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  • omg thats just...really bad...
    but ultimately i feel bad for that poor ol' lady..well atleast the last thing she was doing was playinb bingo...old people love that game..

    #8 - On 02/12/2009 at 9:14pm by purplelyna

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