Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML

by the_captain / 06/22/2009 at 8:21pm / United States (Oregon) / Work

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  • Old people do have a sex life too, and are usually a bit more open about it than we would like to know.

    #4 - On 06/23/2009 at 3:46am by tyranny

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  • Yeah, that was kind of inappropriate for her to tell you about it, but good for her for having an exciting sex life at her age. I hope I can be that lucky..

    #6 - On 06/23/2009 at 3:48am by Glam

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