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Today, my boss hired a feng shui consultant for our small office space. I am the only full-time employee besides the owners, and I work as an unpaid intern. My company would rather pay someone to rearrange my desk than pay me to work at it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43831) - you deserved it (4110)

On 06/22/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by Goldo (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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You gotta worry about feng shui.

It's all this negative chi.

It's everywhere.

#4 - On 06/22/2009 at 6:56pm by WTFKuro

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Get a real job

#14 - On 06/22/2009 at 7:07pm by coldplaylive2003

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