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Today, I woke up at 5:15, snow blowed and salted the driveway for over an hour, left early and drove an hour on shitty roads just to get to work on time only to be laid off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36335) - you deserved it (1717)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:13am - work - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

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Who the hell would vote that you deserved that?

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 12:37pm by what?

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The only time this would be good is if you were a prostitute. And yes, I am taking a different meaning to "laid off"

#2 - On 02/08/2009 at 4:26am by dandan

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