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Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 mins. I stayed in there even though I finished shitting after 5 mins, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML


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On 06/16/2009 at 10:59am - work - by yuen (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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i have no idea what this says.

#4 - On 06/16/2009 at 8:10pm by heygirlheyyyyy

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uh why didn't you get out of the cubicle once you were done?
you could have continued the conversation anyway
i don't get it

#3 - On 06/16/2009 at 8:09pm by papertigers

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